Lands of Aragetten :: Search Results 10 Most Recent Posts 10 Results Found Result 1 of 10: Author Topic: Violin Lessons (Read 7 times) f9d5e8 Guest Violin Lessons « Result #1 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:58pm » "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. ¡¡¡¡"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin. ¡¡¡¡"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard. ¡¡¡¡"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons." ¡¡¡¡"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair. ¡¡¡¡He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise. ¡¡¡¡The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father. ¡¡¡¡She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy. ¡¡¡¡"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin. ¡¡¡¡She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise. ¡¡¡¡Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears. ¡¡¡¡When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons." ¡¡¡¡Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said. ¡¡¡¡"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!" maplestory mesos maple story mesos Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 2 of 10: Author Topic: Christmas Love! (Read 4 times) dfg659t Guest Christmas Love! « Result #2 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:58pm » Is Christmas dying? Holly that hang from the door is disappearing, Lights don¡¯t shine so bright. Christmas goodwill and spirit is hard to be found, Feeling I¡¯ve found my scrooge. Is it now that I¡¯ve grown I see a different picture, Not so tinted in green and gifts. Santa filling my stocking, Everything such a dream through a child eyes. Nativity plays being played at school, The birth of Christ instilled into our lives. Life is changing with so many different cultures and beliefs. Will the true meaning be lost? When we have people digging a hole with their wallets. Christmas is not about the biggest present, Or how much money you¡¯ve spent. Christmas for me is about love, Giving it through goodwill, with a smile or just being there. People may lose faith in religion, Never lose faith in Christmas, Christmas is love! wow power leveling wow power leveling Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 3 of 10: Author Topic: The Window of Heaven (Read 1 time) 5g8d8158 Guest The Window of Heaven « Result #3 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:58pm » The window of Heaven is open, The angels can fly to and fro, And those that I love can all gather, And look down at Christmas below. For Christmas is special in Heaven, The love is so easy to see, And down from the window at Christmas, God sends a present to me. 'I will forever be with you, Your side, I shall always be near, And though you may not always see me, In your heart I will always be there. I will warm up your soul during Christmas, My love is a fire burning bright, Then my blanket of love will surround you, And keep you all through the night. On the brink of your Christmas morning, I'll be the star at the top of the tree, Shining my light on your teardrops, You'll see a reflection of me. Then as the gifts are all opened, With the children encircling the hearth, Look deep in their little faces, Their kisses will be from my heart. For the window of Heaven is open, My love can pour out so free, And those that I love can all gather, And look up to Heaven at me.' wow gold, wow gold Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 4 of 10: Author Topic: A Christmas Poem (Read 3 times) cgfc5841 Guest A Christmas Poem « Result #4 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:58pm » Silent night Holy night Snowfall on this Christmas sight Love all around As we sing our Christmas cheer Sit around the tree Hands held high As the wind whispers a gentle Christmas sigh Gentle twinkling scattered about it¡¯s branches Snow gently falls We lift our faces to the sky Faces shine in a rosy glow Around and around we go Spinning twirling swirling in the snow The world is at peace tonight As love glows in a romantic¡¯s eye Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light Forget all the world Be at peace tonight Let the warmth of the time fill you Snow fall covers all Have a happy Christmas all wow power leveling wow power leveling Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 5 of 10: Author Topic: For You I Wish (Read 3 times) 56f5hd5 Guest For You I Wish « Result #5 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:54pm » I have looked at Christmas: holly red Secret Santa: rich pudding-fed: Standing with my eyes shut, on tip toe I¡¯ve stood hopefully under mistletoe. Now, like scrooge, I look at the season new I smile less and party with few And all the words of love now lie Mock silently, ruffle and die. I have looked at Christmas from both sides now From happy and sad and still somehow It¡¯s not the season that I see It¡¯s my own candied fantasy. But for you I wish the happy red show, Stockings filled with family galore; Soul food cooked in kitchens known And sleep that is sound in a bed at home. Because the spirit is not in wishing for ones self you see, And the dreams and the hopes are for your fantasy So I wish you this Christmas old love anew And silent wishes that will do come true. wow gold wow gold Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 6 of 10: Author Topic: Religious Tits (Read 8 times) d2s65w Guest Religious Tits « Result #6 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:54pm » A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?' 'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,' replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?' Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between them?' The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills. wow gold wow gold Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 7 of 10: Author Topic: Some Marriages Insights (Read 6 times) f9d5e8 Guest Some Marriages Insights « Result #7 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:54pm » My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -- Milton Berle I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- George Burns What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. -- Cindy Garner I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake." -- Henny Youngman Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -- Henny Youngman People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. -- Erma Bombeck After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. WOW Power leveling WOW Power leveling Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 8 of 10: Author Topic: Deathbed (Read 7 times) fsd95e Guest Deathbed « Result #8 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:54pm » Jake was on his deathbed while his wife, Becky, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to quiver with sound. "My darling Becky," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep Shhh! Don't talk." But he was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend and our next door neighbor." Becky mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Jake, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?" WOW Power leveling WOW Power leveling Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 9 of 10: Author Topic: Stirring On Mars (Read 2 times) d2s65w Guest Stirring On Mars « Result #9 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:54pm » The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. Low and behold it was safe for people to breathe. He removed his space suit and exited the spacecraft. He was amazed to find himself in a lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills. He hiked for some distance and came upon a beautiful little white cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white picket fence like something out of Better Homes and Gardens. He walked up to the front door and found it open. He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the kitchen, he went back there. WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen standing over a large pot on the stove. Inside the pot was a gooey mess that she was stirring with a large sEWISHOULDBEBANNED. As he watched she kept stirring and stirring. After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing. She replied that she was having a baby. He was quite skeptical but after a couple more hours of stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and pulled out a beautiful baby girl. He told her that was really amazing but that was not the way it was done on Earth. She asked, "How do you do it on Earth?" With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll show you. After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and lit up a cigarette. "Well," she said, "where is the baby?" He said "Oh, that takes nine months." "Well why did you stop stirring?" FFXI Gil, final fantasy gil Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Result 10 of 10: Author Topic: Hiding Smokers (Read 2 times) f9d5e8 Guest Hiding Smokers « Result #10 on Mar 11, 2009, 11:53pm » Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,"It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn't find them." The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!" The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them. "You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I do for you today?" "I'd like some condoms, please," said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, "How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box." "I'll take six boxes - that should last about a week," she replied. The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like - we have large, extra large, and big liar size." The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, "I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel." archlord money, archlord power leveling Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Forum Jump--------------------» Home--------------------» Essentials --------------------- Land Summons- Character Genesis --- Acceptance- General Board --- Character Plots --- Absence --- Questions and Comments- Lost Puppets --- Auditions- Photograph- Affiliates- Staff Chatter--------------------» Lands of the Interfaced--------------------- Accumulation Valley- Procreation Forest- Warfare Ridge- Nascency Shore- Laconic Field- Damask River--------------------» Lands of the Unicorns--------------------- Monde Aureate Boundaries --- Beau Monde Aureate --- Azure Shores --- Cryptic Caves --- Hermetic Forest --- Penumbra Clearing --- Clarion Valley--------------------» Lands of the Pegasus--------------------- Ivial Boundaries --- Ivial Boundaries --- Ähnlich Mile --- Crimson Cascades --- Feucht Forest --- Verblassen Sea--------------------» Lands of the Rogues--------------------- Oasi di Rogue --- L'oasi Principale --- Roccia Overhang --- Angolo del Cactus --- Salato Shores --- Più basso Beach

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